There should be no shame when it comes to legal kinks, preferences, or turn ons, some thing’s are undoubtedly weirder than others. While the kink community has gained more representation in the last little while, the likes of 50 shades lovers are still the butt of many jokes. While they might not be normal, there’s certainly nothing wrong with having alternative desires. Depending on your preferences, there are some things that you’ll find more readily accepted than others. So, with little information out there about alternative turn ons, how the heck do you figure out what you like? You could dive deep into your favorite websites, or you could scroll through the dark side of Tumblr. If you want an easier, faster way of figuring out your latent excitement, look no further. Your horoscope tells you everything you need to know. Maybe you’re an Earth sign who likes the grand canyon. Maybe you’re an exhibitionist who wants all the attention. The only way to find out is to find your sign, and read on.
Aquarius: Feeding
This is a very specific turn on that might not make sense to people who aren’t aware of the dark side of youtube. “Feeding” is a semi-popular turn on that excites people, and sometimes the feedee. Often in this situation the “feeder” will give food to the feedee to eat. This person will eat, and eat, and oftentimes will let themselves gain weight. As the weight and amount of food increases, often the pleasure does as well. Aquarius folk are often found in the feedee position, and less often in the feeder position. They enjoy the act of feeding because of their eccentric nature and desire to please people. You like to try new things, and are the first to jump in to new situations that no one’s ever really done before. You like the idea of possibilities, and hate when things are dull. You’re also very pleasure driven, as you detest boredom and always want the next, new sensation. Feeding will satisfy both your desire for the weird and wonderful, and your love of sensations. It’s just up to you and your partner how far you want to go!
Pisces: WAM
Wet and Messy and all around artsy. Maybe you’ve seen ridiculous spin offs of this, or maybe you’ve read interesting articles about the finer points of wet and messy bedroom fun. WAM in its most extreme are the cases of people who get kiddy pools and custard baths, throw slippery jelly on the ground, and slip-n-slide their way into each others’ hearts (and pants). We’ve also seen people who embrace the artistic side of this, and turn their roll in the hay into art making rather than lovemaking, by using paint. As one of the most artistic signs, Pisces secret turn on is anything wet and messy. Whether you like the feeling of mud between your cheeks or paint dripping on your skin, your gentle, artsy nature fits perfectly with this sensuous excitement. You like to be sexy and you like taking your time; you also enjoy tactile sensations and weird and wonderful experiences. All of this points towards WAM being your excitement of choice… Even if you haven’t tried it yet.
Aries: The Sunshine
Yes, this is real. And yes, it has made it on to this list. But are you surprised? The heat, the passion, and the skimpy clothes that are associated with the sun make it pretty freakin’ sexy. While all fire signs are a little more susceptible to this type of excitement, Aries are especially trapped by it. As a sign with the sun in high dignity, you are definitely a heat baby. You love the feeling of the rays on your skin, and your take-charge attitude means you’re not afraid to go after what you want. It’s this kind of domination in relationships and the workplace that aligns you so closely with the sun’s values. There’s no stress when there’s a shine in the sky, which means your motor is absolutely running on high. Don’t be afraid to check out some nude beaches (if there are any in your neighborhood), or plan a sexy getaway to the Bahamas with your loved one. The sun will treat your bedroom life well!
Taurus: Objectophilia
You know. Like tables. And velvet table runners. Anyone who’s touched a really nice pillow will kind of get why objectophilia is a thing. While that might be simplifying it a bit, at its core (and the way most people understand this preference) is an attraction to objects. Whether it’s because they have a personality, tactile satisfaction, or sentimental value to a person is beside the point. Luckily for you, Taurus, your objectophilia could be any of these three. You’re one of the more sentimental signs, and one of the most tactile. You hate synthetic fabrics and appreciate a good, high quality object. You surround yourself with quality instead of quantity, and like the physical pleasures in life. You might get a little caught up in stuff and materialism sometimes, but that’s all the more reason to embrace your love of them. You never know what you might discover by taking the bed itself for a spin instead of your partner…
Gemini: Coulrophilia
Whether you love them or hate them, this fetish is one of the most polarizing out there. While most people don’t mind these, and children tend to love them, there are those of us who get squeamish and unimpressed when their big shoes come into view. Yes, you guessed it: Coulrophilia is the love of clowns. People get excited by clowns, even though you might be asking yourself why. Clowns are full of expression and fun. As a sign that’s often teetering between elation and despair, Gemini is the perfect partner for a clown. Your emotionality matches well with someone who lives in pure emotion, and the fantastical element of a clown really gets you hot. While not as wet and messy as pisces’ turn on, clowns integrate a few different fetishes: cream pies, balloons, and slick, greasy paint. Gemini, you’re so fascinated with magic and curious about the world. Of course it was going to be you who likes to squeeze that big red nose!
Cancer: Chasmophilia
How deep do you have to be to get this excited? Chasm-deep. As one of the intellectually and emotionally deepest signs, Cancer, you get this obscure excitement. While you might not think big rock formations are inherently sexy, they are a little exciting. As the name suggests, Chasmophilia is the love/excitement of deep chasms and abysses. While you might be thinking “huh?”, it’s actually not ridiculous. Think of the grand canyon. It’s so difficult to get to know every little last part of it, and the mystery is really exciting. Plus, the idea of the richness of rock is also beautiful. As the sign that’s the hardest to get to know, you’ve found a kindred spirit in the grand canyon. You don’t like blending in, but you don’t like standing out. You like to be outdoors, and you like drawing people in and letting them explore. You won’t push people to get to know you, but you’re not resistant. Make sure to plan your honeymoon near one of the big chasmic formations, and spice up your bedroom life. You never know what could happen!
Leo: Exhibitionism
Leos, we’re looking at you. Maybe you’ve thought about getting it on on the dance floor at your favorite dive bar. Maybe you want it on your apartment’s balcony. Maybe you even tried to convince your lover to tease you on the bus. Whatever way you want it, it boils down to one thing: all eyes on you. As a fire sign, you’re full of passion. You want things done, and you want them done now. Whether that’s in your work life your relationship is irrelevant. A true leo entices and inspires people whatever the context. You love all the attention you can get, which means you get excited by being watched. If you’ve never thought about it before, don’t knock it until you try it. You might be surprised by what excites you. While it’s not for everyone, we think it’s a pretty good bet that you’ll enjoy being the object of everyone’s affection. Or even just the risk of it! Some people like exhibitionism for the potential of getting viewed. We suggest starting small, with things like camping and outdoor fun.
Virgo: Agalmatophilia
Virgo, we know you’re detail oriented and prone to conservative ideas. You have a bad habit of placing people on pedestals, even though you’re one of the most grounded signs there is. Why do you think that happens? Maybe because you appreciate and value the emotional and intellectual capacity other people have. You like to devote yourself to people, and that means that you can think of people as works of art. That’s why your weird exciting quirk is agalmatophilia, which revolves around statues. You love the detail work, the solidity, and the reassurance a good statue can give you. Plus, you can put them on pedestals with no fear! You’ve got a lot of heart to give, and you need someone (or something) that can deal with that. Statues are the way to go. Plus, they often appear nude, smooth, and over dramatized. It might be a strange thought, but hey, it’s out there. You just so happen to be prone to it.
Libra: Sapiosexual
Remember when we talked about accents? This turn on is also conversation based, but less about the form and more about the content. As a sapiosexual, you might be attracted to someone who has all the answers. You like to debate, discuss, and dive into new information and new theories. Your lover has to be as quick-witted as you, Libra, for you to get turned on. Luckily you’re easy to please on the conversation front. You’re able to see all sides of a situation, which means you can have a conversation from any point of view, any time. You like to talk about the big picture and the small details, and enjoy a relationship that gets you thinking about things you might not have noticed before. While it’s not the kinkiest thing out there, it’s certainly one of the most exciting. You’ve got one of the up-and-coming desires that more and more people are starting to connect to. Luckily this means you’ve got a wide variety of people to pick from, and to explore this secret desire with.
Scorpio: Nasolingus
Ah, yes, the nose. Home of the olfactory sense and a lot of scented pleasure, you might not think of the nose as anything other than sensing. Did you know that the nose is actually quite delicate though? And feels just as much pleasure as the rest of the body? Scorpio, you like to get right to the point of things. You’re direct and decisive, though can also be mysterious and teasing. This fetish is all about sucking on noses. Whether it’s you being sucked or doing the sucking, you and I both “nose” that you’re probably into it. It’s seductive, a little weird, and kind of mysteriously enjoyable. Not many people would be up for trying it, but whomever you’re with knows that you’ve always got a plan. You’re often the one in control, and what you say goes. If you want to test out this new, weird, exciting desire, we say “go for it”. Ask your partner first how they feel, and see if there’s any chance they’d be willing to nose around your nose. You might need to keep this one under wraps until more people get used to it.
Sagittarius: Hybristophilia
Don’t know what it is? We don’t blame you. This fantasy doesn’t really live in the media, unless you’re watching some of those true crime shows. Hybristophilia is an excitement that involves people having a desire by those who have committed terrible crimes. It’s basically the reason prison pen pal projects can end in love and marriage between civilians and felons. Scary, right? Not for you, Sagittarius. You’ve got the most curiosity, the most desire to explore, and the most sense of adventure. You’re not scared of these hardened felons, and the idea of someone so drastically out of your comfort zone is awfully exciting. You might be getting a little excited just thinking about this! While it might be weird, we don’t blame you. An adventurous spirit loves a sense of danger, and you’re committed to exploring the previously unexplored. Don’t let your fantasies get too out of control though; you never know what’s on the other side of the bars.
Capricorn: Accents
Did you know that this is actually a fetish? Some people get SO turned on by accents, and nobody’s really sure why. Maybe it’s the fact that they come off as exotic and new, or the novelty of them. Either way, Capricorn, you tend to fall for them. Capricorns are notoriously traditional and grounded. They don’t like to be taken out of their comfort zone, and they don’t like things that are too wacky and wild. We had to give you Capricorns something that’s unique, quirky, and exciting, but doesn’t break your weird-o-meter. As a sign that’s also intelligent and conversation-driven, this makes a lot of sense too. You get excited by talking to people. While different from the idea of a sapiosexual (someone attracted to intelligence), you’ve definitely got your arousal in the same sort of corner. Talking to people one on one is the best way to get to know them, and we don’t blame you for wanting their voices to be unique. What a turn on!
Source: The Talko