The Creepiest Thing About You, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

These traits may not be a part of your everyday or even something you’re consciously aware of, but chances are you’ve engaged in these creepy behaviors at one point or another. Keep reading to find out the creepiest thing about yourself based on your sign.

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You are death obsessed. You are always thinking about your own death and the death of those closest to you. Not like you want them to die or anything, but you just can’t help think about what would happen if they did. You also tend to daydream about bad things happening. Most likely as a way for you to prepare yourself for anything. It’s creepy but actually completely normal for your sign since you’re one of the death signs.


You are a level 5 stalker. Due to your overwhelming curiosity, you are most likely to know exactly what your ex is doing post breakup thanks to your obsession with what you probably consider detective work. You have mastered the art of social media stalking and real life sitting-outside-your-apartment stalking. You’re probably so good at it, they will never even know you were stalking them either.


You are a damn good liar. Probably a borderline pathological one at that. You are your own personal fluffer, and probably should be a writer too because man can you weave a vivid tale. The worse part is that you always think that you’re telling the truth or some version of the truth because you can’t help your two faced nature. To you, spinning the truth is something everyone does. Just not as well as you do!


You are obsessive in your relationships. Like, crazy obsessive. When it comes to your role in your relationships you have to remind yourself not to get too carried away. It’s in your nature to nurture, but your obsessions with your partner are not only creepy but they can make your partner feel suffocated. Give them space, and try to remember to have your own interests if you need distractions.


You are selfish, and obsessed with attention. You want to be loved and admired so much that you don’t care who gets in the way. You can knock them back with one roar if you chose to, and you know it. You are always looking out for your number one: yourself. The lengths you will go, and the level of lowness you will stoop to for the sake of attention can be quite frightening.


The fact that Virgos are considered virgins is a bit of Universal irony, considering that Virgo people tend to have secret bizarre sexual fetishes that are always in the back of their minds. There arent many things they wouldnt do if they felt they were in the mood for it. Unfortunately, that’s generally where these thoughts will stay due to the shy nature of the Virgo. However, there’s an inner freak that envisions some pretty kinky stuff and one day you just might bring it out.


Creepy Libra! You are most likely to have an aching curiosity about all things creepy. It led you to click on that weird ass article the other day and watched that documentary your parents thought was actually a snuff film. You have seen some really shit thanks to the internet and your overwhelming desire to know the why, who and when of every disturbing thing you read or see.


You can get super dark. Super, super dark. In fact, you are the darkest sign in the zodiac. Dark thoughts pop into your head pretty easily. Such as, thoughts of murder and scenarios of violence occurring at work as your daydreaming about how bored you are. You can’t help but think about how at any given moment you could choose to seriously maim someone, start a fire in the office trash can or drop kick the dog who left the poo you stepped in this morning. You think them, you just don’t act on those things.


You’re as cold as ice! You can be one cold hearted individual. You have run so far away from your feelings that people have wondered whether you have turned to stone. You often feel numb in instances where you should be feeling extreme happiness or sadness. To almost all Sag, crocodile tears are only for babies.


You have an inner Dexter lurking within. You fantasize about murder, specifically murdering those who would harm those closest to you. You secretly fantasize about murdering bad people who probably deserve it, but you also daydream about killing your cousin when she’s being annoying or your co-worker who won’t shut the hell up. You’d probably never act on it at least. It’s just a twisted game you play in your head. For now..


You’re a secret funeral lover. You think about what you’ll say at your friends’ and family’s funerals. You are thinking of lovely things to say, but the creepy part is how often you think about it. You are a thinker and sometimes your mind wanders to vast scenarios, even the darker ones.


In every horrible awful scenario your head thinks of, like someone shooting up the store you’re in or your apartment building being set on fire by a madman, you are always the hero. You swoop in and stop the attacker. You think you have to save everyone, so you think of all the horrible situations in which you’d have to step up and save the day.

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